GENERAL PANIC ON WALMO IV

12.13.24
GENERAL PANIC ON WALMO IV

On 12.4.24, SMALLER PAUL ASSUMPTION JONATHAN and i met to play a game of WANTED! REWARD: CC 10,000 (by TANNER SIMPSON and GOOBINSGITZ).

may i present, our HUNTER REPORT...

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One day, in the Skonk system...

PLANET: WALMO IV
CLIMATE: OCEANIC
KNOWN FOR: MEGAMARTS & SEWERS
CURRENCY: CRIOS
POLITIC: UNGOVERNED
LAWS: NONE
FEES: NONE
COLOR: WHITE

TARGET: HE'ARPO

SMALL ROBOT
MACHIAVELLIAN STREET SCUM

WANTED DEAD FOR: FAILURE TO APPEAR, LEWD & LASCIVIOUS BEHAVIOR, MANSLAUGHTER, STALKING, ENVIRONMENTAL CRIMES, YOUTH-INFLUENCER, BURGLERY, & INTOXICATION.

REWARD: 57% OF 200K CRIOS (39,900 CC AT THE CURRENT EXCHANGE RATE)

HE'ARPO
YOUTH-INFLUENCER

THE HUNTERS

SEPT: MONGREL YOB
PILE: POST SECURITY

HUNTERS: DIRT & BLECH
ORC, SMALL
RANGED WEAPON: LIGHT, MANUAL, LOW AMMO, CLOSE RANGE, BULLET
MELEE WEAPON: DAGGER (SHARP, ONE-HANDED)
CUFFS

STOP-EM-2000
SECURITY ROBOT
LARGE
RANGED WEAPON: LIGHT, SEMI-AUTO, MEDIUM AMMO, CLOSE RANGE, RUBBER
MELEE WEAPON: TRUNCHEON (BLUNT, ONE-HANDED)
NET GUN
LIGHT ARMOR

POST SECURITY STOP-EM-2000
SE2000, BLECH, DIRT STOP-EM-2000

SEPT: BATTLETOADS
PILE: F_002B

KROZ
FROG, SMALL
MELEE WEAPON: METAL MITT (BLUNT, ONE-HANDED)
MEDIUM ARMOR
JUMP BOOTS
CUFFS
BOLOS

CLYDE
FROG, SMALL
MANCATCHER
MEDIUM ARMOR
JUMP BOOTS
CUFFS
BOLOS

RACHEL
FROG, SMALL
RANGED WEAPON: LIGHT, TWO-HANDED, MANUAL, MEDIUM AMMO, CLOSE RANGE, BIOSLIME
MEDIUM ARMOR
JUMP BOOTS

F_002B
KROZ, CLYDE, RACHEL

:::::BEGIN REPORT:::::

TURN 1

Both piles advance on HE'ARPO, drawing their weapons. Blech and Kroz take turns yelling at the beleagured robot, ineffectually. Someone screams. HE'ARPO draws and fires at Blech, who rolls into cover. Civilians scatter for cover, or draw knives and wade into the fray. A woman in red slacks swings wildly at Dirt and misses. A woman with a briefcase draws a pistol and takes a firing stance. An opportunistic grandpa hoists his grandchild upon his shoulder and puts a knife into STOP-EM-2000. It's another day on Walmo IV.

POST SECURITY APPROACHESYELLING
POST SECURITY APPROACHES YELLING
SOMEONE SCREAMS AS RACHEL ENTERS THE PIPE MAZEANOTHER DAY ON WALMO IV
SOMEONE SCREAMS AS RACHEL ENTERS THE PIPE MAZE ANOTHER DAY ON WALMO IV

TURN 2

Dirt manages to get cuffs on HE'ARPO, but Clyde uses a mancatcher to vacuum the robot away. STOP-EM-2000 lurches forward and fires a netgun at Clyde, but misses and hits HE'ARPO. The robot falls prone and relaxes, and Kroz smashes it with his Metal Mitt. Briefcase shoots Clyde. Blech attempts to disarm Red Slacks but fails. Rachel hops over a wall and fires bioslime at Blech and Dirt, but they dive into cover. Red Slacks slashes unsuccessfully at Blech and Grandpa stabs STOP-EM-2000 once again. It is general panic on Walmo IV.

BIOSLIMESTOP-EM-2000 NETS HE'ARPO
BIOSLIME STOP-EM-2000 NETS HE'ARPO BY MISTAKE
CLYDE VACUUMS
CLYDE VACUUMS

TURN 3

Dirt attempts to disarm and stab Red Slacks, but neither action is successful. Clyde vacuums HE'ARPO a little bit. Blech fails to intimidate Red Slacks, who seems very tough. Kroz lifts the Metal Mitt once more and crushes HE'ARPO, who is dead now. STOP-EM-2000 turns and punches Grandpa into the ground and Rachel soaks Briefcase with bioslime. A disaffected burnout apprehends Kroz and makes a citizen's arrest, cuffing him. Red Slacks cuffs Dirt. Citizens pop in and out of their hiding spots, vacillating between hiding and fleeing the scene.

THE BURNOUTSTOP-EM-2000 PUNCHES GRANDPA INTO THE GROUND
THE BURNOUT THAT'S WHAT YOU GET GRANDPA

TURN 4

Dirt breaks his cuffs and decapitates Red Slacks. He then shoots at Rachel, but the bullet hits Blech instead. Blech crumples perfunctorily and moves no more. Clyde vacuums Kroz as he struggles in his cuffs. HE'ARPO's lifeless chassis scrapes across the ground. Rachel aims a punch at Red Slacks but misses. Burnout draws a pistol and waits for an opening. A man with a camera runs into the fracas, and the other citizens run away. 10 cops appear at the edge of the plaza, pistols drawn and nostrils flaring.

DIRT BREAKS HIS CUFFS10 COPS, STAMPING AND CHAMPING
DIRT GOES BERSERK ANYONE CAN BE A COP ON WALMO IV
CAMERA JOINS THE BATTLE
CAMERA JOINS THE BATTLE

TURN 5

Clyde continues to struggle with the mancatcher, vacuuming Kroz and the broken HE'ARPO through the plaza. Dirt has had enough, and flees down an alley, with STOP-EM-2000 covering his escape. Burnout chooses this moment to blast Kroz's arm off; he dies. Rachel launches a blob of bioslime into the wall of cops, melting 5 of them into a rapidly mutating ball of gelatin. The remaining cops charge through the puddle: 2 mutate and the rest pile onto Clyde. One of them fires back at Rachel, but misses. Another cop blows Clyde's leg off while he lays helpless on the ground. Clyde does not recover.

RACHEL MELTS THE COPSOVERWHELMED
RACHEL MELTS THE COPS OVERWHELMED!
KROZ AND CLYDE ARE DEAD
KROZ AND CLYDE ARE DEAD

TURN 6

Rachel flees with the pulverized chassis of HE'ARPO. She receives 114K CRIOS which she converts to 39,900 CC. On her way back to her starvan she is jumped by 2 street scum...

Grandpa made a full recovery after his altercation with STOP-EM-2000.

NEW GRANDPA
GRANDPA IS FINE

:::::END REPORT:::::

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